and it was my 30.
- I wish see you naked & Happy new year
- I wish see your sister naked & Happy new year
- I wish you merry Christmas even though I slept with your wife
- Your wife brightened my holiday night
- I hope you having holy(crap) night
- I hope you have a aws..ful holiday
- Silent night, boring night
- I wish you have a happy Christmas never
- Wow.. You look fat like Santa!
- Praying your Christmas and new year filled with Whiskey
- Merry Christmas Puta!
- I prepared great dinner for you Come Mierda!
- Little girl is waiting for Santa
- I wish you have fire on your Christmas tree
- I wish your Christmas lights burn your lovely house
- Santa girl is coming tonight!
- Have a great Christmas dinner and get fat!
- Happy Holi(crap)day!
- Hohoho, I have something for you
- Hohoho, Your belly is bigger than mine
- Hohoho, Your stocking is too stincky
- Hohoho, You've been a good boy I'll give you some shit
- Hoho..caught caught You need to wash your stocking
- Santa is trying to kill me
- I hope you getting bigger every year
- Merry Christmas! & Get one year old
- Do you know you will get one more year old after Christmas?
- I bought Battery for you son, Buy the toy yourself sweetie
- Merry Christmas! I Hope you find out Santa is fake, my little princess
- I'm sorry I made your husband gay, but Happy New Year!
- I hope your head will be shiny like the new year sun
i love the one with the batteries. Put more christmas decorations on it so it feels more like a christmas card. well done!
ReplyDeleteNice work! I like that little emoticon you put on the title! It's cute. Of them all, my favorite is the "Your wife brightened my holiday night". I think it could also be written as "Your wife brightened my Christmas night" with Merry Christmas or some other cheerful greeting on the front of the card.
ReplyDeleteI agree with KC. The "Brightened" card is my favorite, just needs a bit of tweaking with copy. That and the card about Christmas lights burning someone's house down - I loved that card. Something about it is so sweet and innocent while menacing at the same time. Those two cards are great.
ReplyDeleteMy faves:
ReplyDelete"batteries...now go buy the toy yourself" :D
Holiday lights
What is on the front & what's inside?
I hope ____
I wish for you_____
Wishing you______
Wishing you all the warmth of Christmas...
Wishing you a bright holiday...
F-cking brilliant, Minji! I love card 7.
ReplyDeleteCARD 4:Agree with Andrea. More Christmas decorations with the batteries.
Make it shorter and sweeter:
I bought you batteries, son. Buy the toy your damn self. -Santa
CARD 3: Merry Christmas! I wish you getting fat every year.
This is improper english. Should say: Merry Christmas! I wish that you'll get fat every year.
But that's a bit clunky (Clunky means that the line isn't read as smoothly as it could be)
How about: Merry Christmas, you fat bastard.
Or, Merry Christmas! I hope you get fat from all that milk and cookies!
CARD 5:
Would be better said, [Front]'Wishing you a great Christmas dinner.' [Inside] 'Hope you pop a button.'
CARD 6:
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and that your lights burn your lovely house to the ground.
CARD 8:
You have a bit too much punctuation. Simply say:
I'm sorry i made your husband gay. But Happy New Year!
Card 9:
What if it says: My New Year's resolution is to see your sister naked more often. Happy New Year!
Nice work, Minji. I love the designs and decorations in your cards. It's exactly what i wanted:-) Jon
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ReplyDelete4. okay maybe I can decorate the batteries with ribbon
ReplyDelete9. I changed the song,
"we wish you a Merry christmas and a happy new year"
and correct the english
Thank you all (・∀・)