Wednesday, November 24, 2010

mi third card

Guys I need help with this one the front would say:

FRONT

ALL I NEED FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU...

and here are the options for the INSIDE

1. TO MOVE OUT.

2. TO STOP STOCKING ME.

3. TO GET ME AN EXPENSIVE PRESENT.

4. TO DIE.

5. GET OUT OF MY LIFE.

6. CHANGE YOUR HAIR COLOR. ITS HORRIBLE!!!

7. TO FIND A JOB.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP
Posted by at 4:29 PM

8 comments:

  1. The "To die" option made me laugh immediately. You can't get much darker than wishing someone a yule-tide death. It's the quickest of the bunch, which adds a bit of punch to the joke.

    "To find a job" is my other favorite. It's perfect for the times and it packs the same comedic punch as "To die." Of the two, I'd say "To find a job" wins out.

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  2. i like number 3 and 6, they're very personal and hilarious!

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  3. I agree with R.J. about the "to find a job" line. It's great,especially right now where the job market is terrible.

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  4. If 2 meant to stop stalking me, I like it. I also agree with RJ and Malissa, to find a job would be good choice. Nice work on the cards Romy!

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  5. You were talking about the Front?

    "All I need for christmas...
    "All I want for christmas...
    "I hope your christmas is filled with joy... (of finding a job/ of dropping dead/ etc.)
    "This christmas I wish you the best and Hope..

    Hope this helps

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  6. Nice writing, Romy.

    I think wishing someone death is a bit too blunt. But i do agree with everyone that 'To get a job' is hilarious. RJ's right. It does fit with the times right now. I also like 'To stop stalking me' and "To move out' (Perfect for roommates). It's like saying happy Christmas and fuck you all in the same breath. Love. It. What are your other card executions? -Jon

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  7. I like 1 5 7
    4 to die is too mean

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  8. your writing is always funny

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